His heart they all did desire,
His beauty they all did seek
Their wants purely fueling the fires
of hopes he would sweep them off their feet
His face generates their squeals,
His voice gives birth to emotion
Not one, more or less, did not feel
that same dire pang of devotion
"For him," they say, "I'll die!"
"For him," they declare, "I'll wait!"
With beating hearts and admiring sighs,
they dream of their first date
But alas, hard truth is cold
It cometh regardless of inconvenience
For here it is, quite big and bold,
the source to unwanted grievance
This marvel of a man,
and truth will lay waste in its wake,
Can do nothing any human can,
for he, my friends, is fake
well twilight is terrible but i like your effort
edward cullen is so dreamy
long time no comments! here ya go!:
Edwaardd...ohh
following, maybe if i had female genitalia i would understand
Love the Post.
Will follow you and support you daily.
Very original
nice, but jacob is better :P
This made my girlfriend's day. Even though technically she is Team Jacob. Will follow + read daily!
sick poem dude, i hate twilight but im going to send this to my girlfriend
Good poetry,
I have to say that Jacob is more badass though
you have my support
love the whole team war thing
That's a great poem, and I love the way you ended it. He's just a character.
nice poem but im team jacob
Nice poem, I do hate jacob, He needs to wear a shirt...
You are insanely cute and you write.
Can we get married?
I actually really like your stuff, definitely not a fan of Twilight but the poem is great.
Oh Edward you are so sparkly and magnificent!
I thought this was a joke at first, but now I'm not so sure. Probably because I know nothing about Twilight..
Edward is kind of gay.
dont care for twilight but the poem is pretty good :)
Nice poem but for the love of god don't feed the fangirls.
Very nice poem :) Can't say I'm a huge fan of his though
I only watch Twilight for Kristen Stewart... she's so cute.
BAM! What a well done slam poem, haha!
twilight is so gay
Thought it was going to be something bad, instead its like a reality check in a poem, can I make a request? A few shorter poems for those of us with the attention span of a newborn field mouse?
I'd slap him in the face with my dick
nohomo
cool poem... you may be the next Poe if you keep it up!
hahahaha
cool poem, i like.
favourite line is the last line lol
I like coffee in the morning.
Sorry but no. JUST NO
What I don't get is...
Why. Would you put anything. ANYTHING. On your blog. About Edward Cullen? WHY?
That is nice
Keep working on your poems!
I can honestly say that i'm a straight guy and i can tell why gets all the women. irl and movies.
great pome non the less.
thumbs up (y)
I can't say yum to this, how about some cute female vampires?
TEAM JACOB FOR LIFE MAN
Also nice poem :)
i am a massive twilight fan thank you for this
really nice job did you write this?
Had I not seen the third twilight movie I wouldn't have bothered to read your poem, but I did.
Edward sucks, <3 bella
Haha, reminds me of that comic on The Oatmeal about Twilight and why it's so appealing to women.
Twilight sucks, however, watch them with the Rifftrax, you'll be glad you did.
I remember when I used to be sad
i liked it even though i dont like twilight
good poem, but twilight is a blight on this world.
he actually looks like handsome squidward. but with hair :D
Explain me why girls adore him? -.-
fake, and a fag!
i hate him to.
dont really like edward :) but nice poem
At first I was angry that you were writing about him, then I saw where you went with it. A+
sweet
he's fake i lol'd at that
cant say i like twilight but thats a great poem.
Edward is queer
love your poetry:)
he makes me want to punch babies...